Alright folkses, & I are heading up to Atlanta sometime in the AM. We’re going to see the Atlanta Bucks play a rugby match, visit for a bit with our good friends , , and , and hang out in L5P I’m sure at some point. So basically we’re going to spend the majority of the day there cavorting with our heathen friends and such. If you’re going to be out & about tomorrow, or if you want to come to the rugby match &/or hang out afterward somewhere, then reply here and let’s figure something out.

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Bud Light Presents: Real Men Of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Homemade Pontoon Boat Maker!

CAN’T…BREATHE…

BTW - if anyone has “Mr. Overzealous Foul Ball Catcher”. I need it BAD.

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I love him, and this kind of shit is why:

Subject: Tonight?
From:
Date: 4/29/05 9:56 AM EST
TO:

“Yo yo yo! This is G-Rad and Dig Dog comin at ya homey style!

So, what the goings on tonight be like tonight, foo!? You down for sliding up in my crib and kickin it wit your homeboy? I thought we could erder some pizznit and watch the Dahraknizz movie that I got.

Hit me back.

Werd.

D”

My reply:

“Coo. *drinks a 40 a O’ E*

Don’t try to figure it out, you’ll have a nosebleed.”

His reply:

“I’m not an idiot. That’s a 40oz bottle of Old English malt liquor.

Duh.

D”

My reply:

DING DING DING!! YOU WIN TEH INTARWEB!!!!!!!!

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News posts here have gotten both facelifted & reformatted, and ribbed for your pleasure. Feedback (as usual) is always welcomed and encouraged. Let the commenting threads begin!

Jeff Gannon (aka TFFKAJDG) upset he was not invited to press dinner
…and this is shocking WHY?

Page Six reports that Jeff Gannon, former White House reporter/male escort, can’t believe he wasn’t invited to tomorrow’s White House Correspondents Dinner. “It seems to me to be odd to exclude the one person who has brought more attention to the White House press corps than anyone else in years,” Gannon told Jared Paul Stern. “Probably many who would want to extend such an invitation already assume I will be in attendance.” Somehow, we think not, especially since Gannon, aka James Guckert, quit his job with Talon News after it was revealed he was a hooker and a fraud. Meanwhile, the Secret Service has furnished logs of the writer’s access to the White House as requested by two Democratic congressmembers and they reveal Guckert made 202 White House appearances over two years and only 155 of the visits were press briefings. What (or who) was going on the other 47?

Microsoft gay rights flip flop tied to right winger Ralph Reed
What in the goddamned hell is THIS bullshit?

With Microsoft’s image for fairness and equality in the toilet, things get worse with the discovery that Microsoft has social conservative Ralph Reed on the payroll, and he’s earning $20,000 a month! Reed got his start in politics by running the Christian Coalition for super homophobe Pat Robertson. Reed also had a senior role in the 2004 Bush campaign. Microsoft spokesman Mark Murray said Reed was hired to provide advice on “trade and competition issues” and the consultant relationship extends back “several years.”

Seattle Post-Intelligencer Columnist Robert Jamieson Jr. writes, “The man dubbed ‘The Right Hand of God’ has fingerprints all over Microsoft,” and it is those fingerprints we see all over Microsoft’s suddenly backtracking their support for the gay rights legislation it had embraced just a year ago. Jamieson agrees: “Microsoft’s backpedaling has the mark of fundamentalist zealotry and (his company) Century Strategies stamped all over it. The consulting company has a reputation for rounding up Christian opposition to dish out a right-wing force-feeding. And Microsoft swallowed.”

Nevertheless, now that the bill is dead, having failed by one vote the day after Microsoft pulled its support, Chairman Bill Gates says he may be rethinking the decision, telling the Seattle Times he was “surprised by the fierce criticism.” He says, “Next time this one comes around, we’ll see.” Queer Day can translate his statements for you easily. He said nothing at all.

Daily Show Report: Gaywatch
The “Running Of The Bears In Pamplona” alone is worth it!

Gay marriage in Spain refused by mayors, compared to Nazism
Watch the Daily Show clip above, it’ll put you in a good m
ood


Several mayors in Spain announced they’ll refuse to marry gay and lesbian couples, despite a bill passed by parliament’s lower house that will allow us to do so. The measure has moved now to Spain’s Senate. Valladolid’s Mayor, Javier Leon de la Riva (pictured left tightly embracing Juan Represa) said, “Even if the law allows me to marry homosexuals, I will not exercise this authority.” Curious. While Pontons’ Mayor, Lluis Fernando Caldentey, called gays and lesbians “defective,” adding, “I have never seen two male dogs trying to make love, it is not natural.” Actually Mayor Calendentey, many dogs will hump the arm of a sofa if given a chance to.

But don’t expect the socialists to put up with this nonsense. In fact, they’ve pledged to crack down on rebel mayors who refuse to allow same-sex marriage. A senior government figure insisted that public officials “must apply the laws that government proposes and parliament approves.” Amen. The Bishop of Castellon, Juan Antonio Reig Pla, has called for this “civil disobedience” saying that “one has to obey God before man, otherwise it will lead to a totalitarian state.” Taking it over the top into crazytown, Barcelona’s Archbishop actually compared gay marriage to Nazism. “If obeying the law comes before conscience, this leads to Auschwitz,” Ricard Maria Carles said.

The angriest man in America
‘Nothing’s Sacred’ to comedian Lewis Black — not even himself

A Rush Job by the ACLU
ACLU Comes to Rush Limbaugh’s Defense


Recently Team Red was discussing the ACLU, and it’s clear that there is a widespread belief that it is a liberal organization. If you think of it as nothing more than an tool of Democratic secular-humanist antireligious hippie freak college-going pacifist tree-hugging America-hating Blue-Teamers like myself, you might be surprised by the following Fox News story titled “ACLU Comes to Rush Limbaugh’s Defense”

Silencing the Opposition
GOP goes nu-kyu-ler on dissent again


“For some time now, I’ve been focusing particularly on egregious news concerning Bush’s shameless self-promotion through propaganda and his systematic silencing of opposing views. Now, even specific viewpoints are beneath the concern of this administration, as they have resorted to silencing those who have merely given past support to John Kerry or the Democratic Party.”

Christian Conservative Activists Declare Holy War on the Nations’ Courts
I’ll
see your jihad and raise you one fatwa



This week’s Newsweek Magazine has an excellent article on the Christian Conservative Republicans’ Jihad against the third branch of our government. This sort of rhetoric only serves to undermine the judiciary in the eyes and minds of the people. It is not healthy and serves only a portion of the American population.

See also: Bill Frist’s Christian Jihad

Tom Delay’s Dying Words?
If only!


Tom Delay that bastion of un-questionable morals and ethics, is once again speaking out of the side of his ill-informed mouth, once again attacking the third and co-equal branch of government for its failure to-gasp-rule the way he wanted them to in the Terri Schiavo case.

Ann Coulter’s Time Magazine cover story reheated; ignites more interesting stuff
When Time pimped Coulter, it became crystal clear. There are two different liberal webs… *cue sinister music*

Unfairness: GOP Blocked Up or Down Votes on 60 Clinton Judicial Nominees
The GOP has just “discovered” that “fairness” requires up or down votes on judicial nominees.

GA-Gov: signs of life
We’ll see about that.

And speaking of polls, last week’s Real Time with Bill Maher with panelists Jane Fonda, Maureen Dowd, Joe Scarborough, and Alan Simpson was excellent. Transcript excerpts can be found here (worthwhile reading), and the New Rules segment was especially hilarious:

Real Time with Bill Maher, Episode 52 excerpt:

Terrorism incidents tripled last year
Wha??? You mean St. Dubya full of shit?


No wonder Bush killed the State Department’s terrorism report.

See also the following Newshounds piece: In FOX’s Wishful Wonderland, We’re Winning the War on Terrah

The Rude Pundit
Links to posts on
my favorite political blog

The Mensch and the Motherfucker

For the record, I respect Al Gore even more for this, but I still wish he’d rethink that whole tipper thing.

Satanic Judges Eat Jesus

Republicans Are Some Filibusterin’ Motherfuckers

Dobson’s Mad Justice

FOR FUN
Because it’s Friday, but do I really need a reason?

Experts: Woodpecker feared extinct found
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Spread the word! It’s time to ROMP!
The Atlanta Bucks & and Romp Music Productions
have joined together to make this one unforgettable night.
Not only is it the debut gig of DJsix10, but DJ Millier is releasing the newest and greatest ROMP Volume 3 CD.
Of course, the biggest reason to make it out this weekend is to help raise money for AID Atlanta.
Come out and support this fun and worthwhile event!

The Heretic
2069 Chesire Bridge Road NE
404-325-3061

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If you haven’t signed my Guestbook yet, then why the bloody hell haven’t you, fartknocker? Go do that now, it’ll take all of a minute or two, and I’ll be your BFF…

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Version 43:
Mochachino Bordered Boxes.

Sign the guestbook, it’s empty as of this posting.

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“The gay community has yet to apologize to straight people
for all the damage that they have done.”

From the April 11 edition of MSNBC’s Scarborough Country:

DONOHUE: Look, look, there’s a new strain of HIV available in New York City. It’s because of gay men. All right? All the talk about condoms –

RACHEL MADDOW (guest and Air America radio host): Or virology.

DONOHUE: The fact of the matter is it’s due to the behavioral recklessness of gay men in New York City, that they’re endangering the lives of everybody. So, you want to talk about the Catholic Church intervening in other people’s lives? The gay community has yet to apologize to straight people for all the damage that they have done — for contaminating the blood supply in New York City and around the country. And I find it amazing that, when people are acting so morally delinquent, that they’re asking for more rights at the same time.

It seems to me that gay people in this country should apologize to the rest of the people, the way the pope has apologized to other people, and practice sexual reticence. Practice restraint, and you won’t have the problem. It’s entirely a result of behavioral recklessness that we have this disease [HIV/AIDS]. And it’s a politically correct disease, isn’t it?

Quicktime video of the entire exchange - see it to believe it, man.

Minnesota HIV prevention funding threatened by legislator offended by gay sex

Minnesota Representative Tom Emmer, who said he was “shocked and disgusted” by explicit language on Pride Alive’s Website [Link], won approval in a House committee to eliminate all Health Department funding [Link] for the state’s largest HIV prevention program. Minnesota AIDS Project receives $425,000 and spokeswoman Amy Weiss says, “The language is appropriate for the gay and bisexual audience it’s aimed at, written with language that communicates directly with them.” Emmer’s bill would forbid state funding for “websites, pamphlets, or other communications that contain sexually explicit images or language.” The bill proceeds to the House floor.


I am so beyond angry right now that the light from angry will take 6 million years to reach me. First of all, the Catholic church has NO RIGHT to say anything at all on this subject, considering the amount of raping and pillaging it’s done (and continues to do) over the centuries.

I am sick and motherfucking tired of people getting bent out of shape over words, like anyone ever grew horns, a pointed tail, and hooves from saying “SHITTYSHITFUCKER!” or spontaneously combusted from the occaisional “FUCKING HELL!”. This bullshit is a direct slap in my face in totally dishonoring the memory of people I love dearly and had to bury as a result
of this mentality, this ignorance worn like a gleaming badge of honor, in baseless hysterics over this disease. The implication that if you’re gay, you GET AIDS, while everyone else CATCHES AIDS is another point of sensitivity with me, and in 1992 prompted me to tell Nancy Schaefer to her face in the back hallway of an Atlanta news station that she was “as ignorant and ill-informed as anyone I’d ever had the misfortune to share oxygen with, in addition to being a cunting liar.”

I invite you to follow these links and do your own investigation, and maybe even spread this post, link to it, repost it in it’s entirety, whatever. Nothing fights ignorance like information and awareness.

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Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
Download [2.55MB]

Its just one of those days
When you don’t wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don’t really know why
But want justify
Rippin’ someone’s head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It’s just one of those days

[chorus]
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin’ shit slip
Or you’ll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit
(Punk, so come and get it)

Its just one of those days
Feelin’ like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I’m a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I’m fuckin’ up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days

I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
cuz right now im dangerous
We’ve all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I’ll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin’ this way I just might break somethin’ tonight…
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I’ll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin’ this way I just might break somethin’ tonight…
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I’ll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin’ this way I just might
break your fuckin’ face tonight
Give me somethin’ to break…

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I SO Want To Fuck Howard Dean; He Can Even Do His Crazyman Hollering When He Comes If He Wants To.
A Scathing Chairman Dean Finds Republicans ‘Evil,’ ‘Corrupt’ and ‘Brain-Dead’

Howard Dean may not be running for anything, but his elbows appear to be as sharp as ever.

Since taking over as chairman of the Democratic National Committee earlier this year, the former presidential candidate has been quoted in newspapers making unusually caustic remarks about Republicans.

Dean has suggested that they are “evil.” That they are “corrupt.” He called them “brain-dead” during a stop in Toronto — and while the Terri Schiavo case was still in the news. He has tagged Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) as a “liar.” Last week, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reported that he mimicked a “drug-snorting Rush Limbaugh” at an event there.

[Link]

Bush Admits He No Longer Understands His Social Security Proposal
Orders Worldwide Manhunt to Find Someone Who Does

During a speech in Flint, Michigan today, President Bush sent shockwaves through the debate about Social Security by admitting that he no longer understands his own proposal for revamping the nation’s retirement program.

The Flint speech had been billed as a pep rally of sorts for the president’s ambitious Social Security overhaul, which made his candid admission that he could not “make heads or tails of the darned thing” all the more surprising.

“I have read it over and over and over again, and I’ve got to tell you, I do not have a clue what it means,” Mr. Bush told his audience, many of whom audibly gasped. “I had an easier time figuring out The Da Vinci Code.”

At the White House, spokesman Scott McClellan acknowledged that Mr. Bush’s bafflement over his own Social Security proposal may push back implementation of the controversial plan: “According to current estimates, it is highly unlikely that the president will actually understand this plan any time before the year 2029.”

To speed up that timetable, Mr. McClellan said that Mr. Bush is ordering a worldwide manhunt to find someone who can understand his Social Security proposal and explain it to him “as soon as possible.”

“And if that person turns out to be Osama bin Laden, we’ll be killing two birds with one stone,” Mr. McClellan added.

Elsewhere, in a sign of improving relations between the two countries, India and Pakistan announced today that they would transform the disputed region of Kashmir into a gigantic calling center to handle customer service questions from U.S. computer users.

[Link]

Senator Abel Tapia tells Colorado Senate his son Sebastian is gay

One of Colorado’s most powerful legislators, state Senator Abel Tapia, revealed something during his speech in favor of a bill that outlaws discrimination based on an employee’s sexual orientation. That’s why he called his son Sebastian who lives in Oregon to tell him, “I just told the state Senate you are gay.” Sebastian tells the Denver Post, “My dad’s a really private person, and so am I, but he’s a man of integrity. I think he did what was right.” Senate colleages, especially Senator Ron Teck, were spewing homophobic hateful stereotypes. “The very important thing my dad did was put it on a personal level. It was not about gay or straight. It was about family.”

[Link]

Virginia Supreme Court backs gay adoptions

Virginia’s Supreme Court has issued a ruling that the state must provide new birth certificates for children born in Virginia who are adopted by out-of-state gay and lesbian couples. A lower court had ruled otherwise because of state policy bans joint adoptions by unmarried couples.

[Link] [Here’s the law]

Gay counter protest stuns Westboro crew in Albuquerque
Take THAT, Fred.

When Chris Lucas saw the Phelps klan’s signs of hate in Albuquerque, he pulled his car over to join a counter-protest - where he stunned those homophobes by deep kissing a man he’d just met. “I had my eyes closed. It was actually kind of liberating to do this.”

[Link]

Soulforce to rally at Liberty University

While Soulforce is putting the squeeze on James Dobson next week, they’re stirring things up with Jerry Falwell at Liberty University today.

Capitol Hill Democrats stand firm
Lawmakers credit Rep. Pelosi, Sen. Reid

Democrats were supposed to enter the 109th Congress meek and cowed, demoralized by November’s election losses and ready to cut deals with Republicans who threatened further campaigns against “obstructionists.” But House and Senate Democrats have turned that conventional wisdom on its head.

[Link]

G.O.P. Senator Casts Doubt on U.N. Nominee

In contrast to optimistic statements from the White House, a top Republican senator said Sunday that John R. Bolton’s prospects of winning Senate confirmation as ambassador to the United Nations were “too close to call.”

The doubts expressed by the Republican, Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, who spoke on the CNN program “Late Edition,” came as Democratic critics sharpened attacks aimed at portraying Mr. Bolton as someone who sought to politicize intelligence judgments. Four of 10 Republicans on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee have expressed concern about Mr. Bolton, on a panel where one Republican vote against him could keep the nomination from reaching the Senate floor.

[Link]

Frist Urges End to Nominee Filibusters
Democrats Decry Speech at Church Rally

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist delivered a taped speech Sunday to a nationwide broadcast in which Christian conservatives, during other segments, attacked Democratic senators for blocking judicial nominees described in the program as “people of faith.”

Frist (R-Tenn.) avoided religious references in his six-minute video for “Justice Sunday,” which sponsors said reached 61 million households.
The hour-long telecast drew criticism from Democrats and some religious groups who said its theme inappropriately injected religion into a heated debate over the filibustering of some of President Bush’s most conservative court nominees.

[Link]

Also Related: Extremist Sunday: Frist on the Nuclear Option | Media Debating Whether To Ignore Frist’s Lie

Documents Show Lobbyist Paid for DeLay’s Travel
This one’s all over the place, news agencies & blogoshere-wide

Credit card receipts and other documents reveal lobbyists paid for House Majority Leader Tom DeLay’s expenses during a trip to Scotland in 2000 that totaled over $120,000, The Washington Post reports. The payments are a clear violation of House ethics rules.

[Link]

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