I want Hillary Clinton to start speaking in a language that I can hear and gravitate toward. I want to like her and believe her, so that I can endorse her with a better conscience when she gets the Democratic nom. I’ll even say it - however it has to happen, I want Bill Clinton back in the White House.

I want Barack Obama to stop disappointing me and get his head out of the religious right’s anti-gay asshole. My love affair with Barack Obama is dangerously close to over.

I want Ron Paul to start doing better, because if there is anyone who can reform the GOP it is him.

I want my head to stop being so hurty.

I want everyone to watch this clip.

And this one.

If anyone has the “Dauphin” font, I need it. You can email it to me at angry_biscuit [at] livejournal [dot] com. Much obliged!

EDIT: Got it!

There’s a knock at the door, and D tells me to go answer it. I open the door and lo and behold, my is standing in the hallway beaming at me!

OMG!! ’s here!!!!!! Only for today, but still - ’s here!!!!!!!

*pop*

VIDEO: Cheney Caught Napping At Emergency Cabinet Meeting

If this isn’t a perfect illustration of what the VP really thinks of his job and the regard withwhich he holds the American people, I don’t know what is.

RAT BASTARD FRIDAY

Who’s the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there’s someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. ‘Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now’s your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin’ your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I’ve had to disable it since I’ve gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen…

Also, check out/participate in the Friday Confessional and the subsequent Sunday Stoning, brought to you by the fantastic .

“I advise … our brothers, particularly those in al Qaeda wherever they may be, to avoid fanatically following a person or a group.”

- Osama Bin Laden

…

I’ll take “…THE FUCK?” for $200, Alex.

I heart you, Bill Maher

Dumbledore is a homo, and it’s possibly the most irrelevant anecdote ever. I repeat, big fucking deal.

Also, a preemptive FUCK YOU to all HP slash/fanfic writers who are no doubt going to use this for some pedophilic bullshit. Because.

I Believe…

That just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all that they have.

That our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

That no matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while and that if they’re worth it, you should forgive them for it.

That it’s going to take a long time to be the person I want to be.

That you should always leave loved ones with loving words, it may be the last chance yoy ever get to see them again.

That either you control your attitude or your attitude controls you.

That money is a stupid way to keep score.

That sometimes when I’m angry I have the right to be angry - but not the right to be cruel.

That you should always leave extra change in vending machines.

That it isn’t enough to be forgiven by others, sometimes you have to forgive yourself.

That no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn’t stop for your grief.

That the people you care most about are taken from you much too soon.

That you should be who you know you are without regret, explanation, apology, or reserve.

That having a good life is more precious than money will ever be able to be.

That you don’t show people you love them nearly enough.

RAT BASTARD FRIDAY

Who’s the bane of YOUR existence? Surely there’s someone who pisses you off in such a huge way that it merits flogging, at least. ‘Round here, we call that person a RAT BASTARD. Who is the person you most want to rip a new asshole for whatever reason? Go ahead - now’s your chance to put them on blast. Start commenting, and have fun gettin’ your hate on - and out. IP logging is off and anonymous commenters WERE welcome, but I’ve had to disable it since I’ve gotten six tons of bullshit spam comments lately. Sorry about that.

Go on - vent your spleen…

Also, check out/participate in the Friday Confessional and the subsequent Sunday Stoning, brought to you by the fantastic .